Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

Rorschach Test

A metal/industrial band from the 1990's, lead singer by the name of James Baker. Baker graduated from a seminary school, and turned to music after being defrocked for heresy. They made three albums, "The Eleventh" in 1996, "Unclean" in 1998, and "Peace Minus One" in 2000. Their lyrics centered around Sex, Crime, Prejudice, and Politics. Very much worth listening to if you like industrial music, and if you can find an album.

That Tulsa cop was looking offended when I blasted Peace Minus One by him at the light.

Don't put in the SOAD or Korn cd again... lets hear some Rorschach Test!

by Oddman1980 April 13, 2009

tersteeg's

The gayest grocery store on the face of the planet. Check out aisle six for goddamn EVERYTHING.

Dude.. let's get a panzerfaust and blow the hell outta this place.

"Would you like your bread under your pop? What's that? Of course ya do, bye bye now."

by Former Employee (mortimerjones) February 5, 2005

Testefreeze

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

by Nicolas Thorley March 11, 2005

Testectomist

Testectomist: (noun) A person who is professionally trained and licensed to remove the nadgers. Synonyms: Wife.

"My wife tried some testectonmy on me last night"
"oh is she a trained testectomist?"

by missdevilmonkey November 3, 2008

Testea

noun, adjective, verb
noun, Testea: means a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming gentleman.
adjective, Testeaious: means someone who acts like or tries to be like a Testea.

v. "To testea:" means to entertain a person/people.

I am a Testea which means I am a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming man.

You are being Testeaious!!!! Why are you trying to be like a Testea?!!!!

I am testeaing these people, they are having a good time.

by Kebede Abebe March 9, 2011

Test-Yeet

To take a very serious big test and scream "YEET" as one takes the action of throwing it into a trash bin and dabbing.

"I hate how annoying that test-yeeter is."

by Robberryan December 6, 2016