High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.
bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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major tech dude

The man that teaches elderly people about technology
by Man dude November 16, 2019
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Tier 2 Tech Support

Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:

1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.
by Dan English September 10, 2006
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.
bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".
bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved because the building was old as fuck. Dunno why it’s called “High Tech” when the wifi here is literally so ASS. The dumbass defab majors take up 3/4 of the entire school. Dance majors and musical theatre majors are obviously superior because hello? We’re talented.

The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.

Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!

Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.

Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.
You go to high tech high school?”
“Yeah.”
Shut the fuck up
by ifuckinglovemetal November 10, 2021
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.
bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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