what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad

Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.

by Dankone December 09, 2023

Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.

"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram

by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020

Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.

A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!

by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021

Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

by DavidinMiami October 11, 2016

depression tear

When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.

"Nathan is a depression tear"

"Yea he's always crying"

by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 01, 2024

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 07, 2021