man-tail

When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body

"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Mobile tailgating party

A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed

Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Cuttin’ Tail

When you fuck a lot lizard.

I was cuttin’ tail in Tucson, but it’ll grow back by spring.

by John jingle smidt September 2, 2020

Ambulance Tailing

When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.

Ambulance tailing is a dangerous and illegal move.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 5, 2021

Tabby Tail Taster

One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.

Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!

by Crham February 14, 2021

Hanging Tail

When one lounges about in nothing more than a t-shirt on.

"i ordered some pizza the other night and answered the door forgetting the fact that i was Hanging Tail"

by Murdersnake March 4, 2021

Rooster Tail

A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.

I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.

by West Coast Urbanite February 6, 2021