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I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010
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Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.
by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009
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my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020
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Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
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Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010
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