When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.
Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.
by AustinAsh February 11, 2015
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Wat (Wet Ass Taint)

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.
Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).
by Jetfavre July 23, 2021
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something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.
"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me
by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020
mugGet the Smack My taint, n call me daddymug.

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.
by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014
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taint titties

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!
by Olygote December 19, 2016
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taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
by Deezerman October 3, 2016
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