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toilet-trash

Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
mugGet the toilet-trashmug.

Toilet ghost

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall
by anonymous March 18, 2022
mugGet the Toilet ghostmug.

Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
by the real jm November 30, 2019
mugGet the Toilet-Brothermug.

Toilet Vodka

A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."

Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 12, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Vodkamug.

Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Toilet Rodmug.

toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.
Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.
by Yawkyawk22 April 8, 2017
mugGet the toilet tuesdaymug.

Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.
American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
by someart February 28, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

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