teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

sailor teacher

A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.

"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"

"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"

by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

ya today is national teacher day soo yea

UwU i slap my teachers face (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

Teacher's Pet

Anyone named Daniel

Daniel is a teacher's pet

by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023

English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

teacher

a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below

*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

teacher build

the body structure of a teacher

“if i ever becom a teacher, i wouldn’t want the teacher build, like Mrs.Penske

by teacherbuild101 July 31, 2023