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Logging Road

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack
Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...
by tdot44 June 23, 2010
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Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.
Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.
by guardianhater August 10, 2009
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Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.
I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.
by Simi Halu September 9, 2009
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Road-Rave

you & your ppl are in the car blasting & moving to the music when u pull up next to a car full of chillers, both crews look @ each other, roll down their windows & start breaking it down
Yo we were on Flatbush ave when some dudes in a camry pulled up next to us & we were road-raving with them until the light changed - Road-Rave
by JERZZeee December 20, 2010
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road rules

Another show made for people in collage and/or living in appartments. It is about people who do weird tasks while on a road trip. It is pure trash TV.
Road Rules is just another reason why MTV went downhill and will never crawl back up.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.
Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other
by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016
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On the Road Mode

You might be moded this way if you are on a road trip with one or several close companions, especially if the road trip is totally aimless, the destinations improvisational and spontaneous, and you have no solid long-term plans for the future whatsoever; helps too if you are a messed up poet or author and you are going around the country to stay at the homes of other messed up poets and authors. (Especially potent if you are driving from a long distance to Texas, New Orleans, or San Francisco).
Went On the Road Mode last month. Went up to San Francisco and crashed in Daly City with my big sis. She's a painter. We arrived at midnight, and had a coffee with her once we got in before going to bed at around 5am. Next day we took a bunch of LSD and wandered around the Beat Museum over on Telegraph Hill. Then we crashed with some UC Berkeley friends on Telegraph Ave, where we did some benzedrine before going to bed at around 5am.

Friends and I just drove up to Buffalo randomly for the weekend to see our friends at SUNY Buffalo. Wasn't that much of a road trip but since we went for no reason and were eating at rest stops and stuff it was On the Road Mode a couple times.
by writerslifetips April 19, 2021
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