The state of being nearly or as gay as Gay Max himself. If one of your friends does something so gay that you just have no insult that is appropriate, call them Gay Max.
by MSL December 13, 2003
Get the Gay Maxmug. Belgian-Dutch F1 driver representing the Netherlands in Formula One who drives for Red Bull Racing. He is the 2021 Formula One World Champion.
by guif December 16, 2021
Get the Max Verstappenmug. by qweruiop December 28, 2005
Get the Max Hardcoremug. Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)
If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"
or
In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"
or
In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"
by CharlieBaitor June 5, 2011
Get the Being A Maxmug. 
A twig like white Mexican who is a major preater. He enjoys the chill bridge for dinner every night. He enjoys tribing with other men along with anal pounding, on the receiving and giving end. He is a complete nerd with a very high intellect who enjoys arguing about highly irevelent points. He enjoys sports although he doesn't look like it. He thinks he is a lot better then he actually is. He smells like a Tobias.
God max is so homosexual and he thinks he's so cool. He should go back home to Mexico with the gay prostitutes!!!
by Ladykillerinsane10 January 7, 2014
Get the Maxmug. A song in DDR that only someone with super-speed or a bitter suicidal ex with a deathwish would want to play.
by Josh Tomlinson August 8, 2003
Get the max 300mug.