Cow Tamer

A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser

Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?

by James from Tejas May 16, 2009

kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020

Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick

“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome”

by Piss King October 17, 2021

Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.

“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”

by Boycow November 15, 2020

Cow Turd

These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.

Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!

by red kiwi July 15, 2016

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015