Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

by usage of time management April 23, 2011

Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.

Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through

by whitestrat October 23, 2011

Sweat

When your name is Kaylan

“You have 20 keys on Rocket League? Your a fucking sweat”

by Maksimus007 November 5, 2018

Noob sweat

A person playing a game will sometimes perspire if he is particularly anxious, immersed and concentrated. The product of this is called noob sweat, as a player highly routined in the game is less likely to do this. Genres often inspiring noob sweat are FPS and RTS.

Hey G-Dalf, we can smell your noob sweat!

by Martin K January 14, 2008

charly seitz

a salty noob who is a complete loser. this fag is such a pussy. he is fat pp sucker with no life. who honestly likes this loser nerd.

ew its charly seitz he is so lame and has no life. what a salty noob

by dirkmfdiggler December 11, 2018

sweathead

A Derogratory term often, if not alwyas used by chavs, townies,pikeys,scum etc in order to describe a goth, mosher or similar in reference to greay, long hair and the BO smell from the long hours of headbanging. Very rare word. May only occurr in Hell..er..Hull.

"You disgusting looking individual. I think that a shower would make you more attractive you sweathead."

by JLo and Big Al November 16, 2005

sweat fest

a term used to describe something that is of poor cleanliness.

"man, that party last night was a dirty little sweat fest"

by gtreg February 23, 2008