counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

Da Sheep

Da Sheep is used to chat to your friends about girls and is becoming an EVOLUTION

yooo my slime I know you don’t know da sheep like that but she’s swag init

by jebasauras February 10, 2021

The Sheep

Slang term for Amber Heard’s fanbase. ie: they follow the Heard.

“Aww, man. That person is one of The Sheep”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because he follows the Heard.

by Dirk Pitt May 29, 2022

The Doggers (Sheepdoggers)

A rock band of epic and majestical proportions from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. A proper Doggers show is had when one drinks excessive amounts of mana potion (a potent mixture for reaching maximum rock capacity) at the peak of which one can appease the ROCK demon.

One should lose their voice at said Doggers show whilst screaming obscenities such as "MELT MY FUCKING FACE" and "THE DOGGERS WEUUUU". Crowd surfing is optional but recommended for maximum rock demon appeasement/drain bamage.

\^/ the ROCK DEMON \^/

"Holy fuck the Doggers was the most epic shit ever"

"Pass me the mana potion"

"I am so shit right now".

The Doggers (Sheepdoggers) melted my face last night

by The ROCK demon August 7, 2012

ram you like a sheep

When you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl's vajayjay. All the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl's horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.

Dude. Last night I totally told Emily "girl, I'm gonna ram you like a sheep. She didn't believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. She wouldn't stop calling me a billy goat gruff.

by Dinosaurian#6 February 22, 2014

Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

by JJamie March 1, 2014

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015