Skinless surprise

Most animal penises

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”

by Papihoudini June 28, 2019

the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time

ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise

by AmazingJa November 4, 2019

Canine Surprise

When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.

I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.

by pe_be_ January 1, 2017

barf surprise

A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.

MMM that was good barf surprise.

by Paula & Christina. January 14, 2007

Surprise Communism

Communism when you least expect it.

Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)

by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019