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Blackberry Surprise

When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.
Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!
by Mechsen April 11, 2015
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Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
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james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.
Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not
by Theredbullet May 24, 2017
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Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing
God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.
by the ghostly February 12, 2018
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Saskatchewan Surprise

A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.
The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.
by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018
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Sink Surprise

When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!
by Moenrtostatlaue February 18, 2018
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Hawaiian surprise

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving
by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019
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