Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in

drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family

by jordan February 11, 2005

sticky shorts

1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.

2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.

1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts

2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts

by Cum and Get It August 5, 2010

Sticky Pickle

A rough situation

I was in a sticky pickle when I lost my keys.

by YouStickyPickle June 17, 2018

pakistan sticky hand

the art of blowing a load in your partners hand and then having her lick it off. while taking a shit.

Dan-hey i just blew a load. oh yay im on the potty

Josh-so you gave her a pakistan sticky hand?

by Dinosaur Dan June 9, 2009

sticky g-stomp

A sexual activity in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and when he is about to ejaculate, the woman stops and he cums on the back of her foot. The man then lays facedown and the woman rubs her foot on the back of his head. Hence "sticky g-stomp"

"I was really feeling this bitch. I even let her do the sticky g-stomp."

by Haileyyy May 30, 2008