silver sniffer

A person who sniffs or seeks out elderly peoples trust and friendship for their own personal financial gain.

That silver sniffer is only friends with that elderly lady because of her age and lack of beneficiaries.

by Coolbyheart December 5, 2020

Cheek sniffer

When you’re in the line during a pandemic and someone is standing right behind you, without wearing a mask. They can almost smell your cheeks.

I was at the gas station trying to pay for some chips but there was a cheek sniffer right behind me.

by JellyJam December 5, 2020

Stray stiffy

Unsolicited erection that shows up at the wrong time or moment and affects one's concentration.

The stray stiffy got in the during my exam/interview.

by Snr_Nash January 22, 2021

mexican sniffer

A person who sniffs Mexican Cocain

Ruby is a Mexican sniffer

by The sexyest man alive February 7, 2021

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Ass Sniffer

Someone who comes by you to see how much your lifting and tries to lift the same or more weight.

I looked down for a second to change the song and suddenly there was a bunch of ass sniffers doing dumbbells around me.

by Jimmy McSemi March 29, 2021

CLOGGED STIFFY

A STIFFY WITH TOO MUCH COOMIE

YOOOO MY MAN CLOGGED STIFFY

by I am not Matt for real tho April 1, 2021