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Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017
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steam gold

You need Steam Gold in order to see this definition.
Pleb 1: Hey, could you help me?
Pleb 2: You need Steam Gold in order to recieve help.
by Fluttercreep October 8, 2017
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steaming ramin

When you aggressively suck the shit out of someone's asshole, preferably through a boba straw
Bro I got steaming Ramin'd last night. Felt amazing.
by Chunky carrots October 15, 2017
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Steam bath

To download several indie games from Steam, after a bad gaming experience.
That game was so terrible, I had to take a steam bath afterwards.
by xX_c3nt1p3d3_Xx June 11, 2017
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steamed my broccoli

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
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steam slurpie

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them
by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017
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Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”
“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night
by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017
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