rhianna stamps

Rhianna stamps is close to extinction, not only because of her hair colour but her sense of humour is close to getting her killed!

Rhianna stamps you better shut the fuck up

by Orange Soda January 27, 2014

starfish stamp

When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.

That mark ass trick, I'm going to starfish stamp his ass!

by skunkstunk February 13, 2025

sweat stamp

After you’ve had intercourse and you outline your penis sweat onto the other’s chest.

Can I sweat stamp you after sex?

by Nonerrr July 28, 2022

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

stamp

a code word for acid

"how strong are your stamps?", "I have to buy some stamps today. see you later!"

by olivurrr October 9, 2020

foot stamp

The act of licking the foot of an individual for the purpose of giving said individual sexual gratification.

"I'm going to give you a great foot stamp."

by anonymous June 11, 2021

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017