Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
by redbirds003 December 15, 2024
by Middle school Dropout September 21, 2021
"Man I was stacking jeeps cheap Last night"
by Supermlgguy420 September 20, 2021
by istriveforporn June 03, 2024
When you rip a fart around someone and they call you out for the smell. From here you sneak a few extra farts in because they have already blamed you for the stink.
by Funnyman6969 May 27, 2024
by Fraza Fraz July 06, 2009
When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.
Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!
by The real Dick pepper July 18, 2015