Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

by Flyhunter June 13, 2009

caramel spoon

a caramel spoon is a spoon full of caramel

also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon

in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved

only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler

masters of the almighty caramel spoon

"samus could eat a caramel spoon "

by kmmgreen5 October 9, 2008

Fancy A Spoon

A question asked to someone who the user wishes to make a fool of, or 'burn'. It can be flawed, as it relies heavily upon the person asked, answering 'why?' as seen in the example given below.

1st Person: Fancy A Spoon?
2nd Person: Why?
1st Person: So You Can Eat My Ass!

by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006

Eat that with a spoon

Used to describe a smoking ass fox! A real good looking piece of ass! means your gonna go down on her all day!

Jesus, look at her. What a fox! I'd eat that with a spoon!

by romdo308 October 7, 2013

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005

Spluge Spoon

A person you really don't like, someone who is just a heaping spoonful of something nasty.

Example: "Oh, no, look who's coming. It's Jared." "Dude, that guy is such a Spluge Spoon." See also, "spluge."

by MargaretFromPiedmont September 4, 2010

Fudge Spoon

When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.

Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."

by Payden Reeed September 2, 2011