Wounded Soldier

The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.

After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

soldier

(Noun) (see also, American General)
1. Wo/man having skill or experience in drinking.
2. One who possesses little concern/fear of the drink.
Soldierly- (adverb)
3. Characterized by soldier-like qualities.

1. Cayce is a damn soldier.
2. The soldier drank nearly 300 beers without a care.
3. Jack displayed soldierly behavior with that 5 1/2 minute keg stand. That was downright American General quality drinkin'!

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 29, 2005

Soldier

A "soldier" is someone who follows the sick rhymes of the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS

also known as KINGS or QUEENS

by WICKED NINJA NUMBER420 September 18, 2003

Soldier Queer

like Queer but just the guy sitting in the cubicle next to me.

Whatever Soldier Queer.

by Big Egg Roll Korean August 4, 2006

soldier

Boy that is street and sort-of lives in the ghetto

if your status aint hood i aint checkin on ya better be street if ya lookin at me i need a soldier.

by Stefani Ackerman December 17, 2004

Snoldball

When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.

Flo gave Roy a snoldball last night. He really should watch his sodium intake!

by the shrimping king February 21, 2010

Hand Scolding

To hold a girl's hand of whom you like, but crush it until it starts bleeding, then proceed to slap your penis all over her face.

What happened to Camille last night?
She got FACKED up from Ryans hand scolding..
OUCH!

by ARP3450 October 17, 2011