Sneaky Leprechaun 

When you put on a little green hat, tug one out on your sleeping wife, girlfriend or significant other and the run away when they wake up yelling “it’s magically delicious “

My asshat husband pulled the sneaky leprechaun again last night and my hair has been sticky all day.

Sneaky Leprechaun by Asshat husband May 14, 2020

tweaker sneaker 

The shoes worn by meth heads, but the term could be broadened to include junkies or crackheads. Ugly, blocky, generic white shoes with tattered shoe laces that look like the tweaker barely even bothered to tie them. Tweaker sneakers are covered in dirt and various bodily fluids.

Get some new shoes you bummy lookin' motherfucker! Those kicks look like tweaker sneakers!

tweaker sneaker by money mike 305 November 6, 2009

Torpedo Sneak Attack 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

Torpedo Sneak Attack by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

poop sneakers by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

Quarter Back Sneak 

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

Quarter Back Sneak by sean voyle November 8, 2007

sneaking a pinch 

A naughty thing to try while eating your lover's pussy. When her orgasm transports her from this time and place, remove your hands from holding her pussy open for better eating. Move your hands to her heaving breasts and take her marble hard nipples rub them between the nails of your thumb and forefinger. Do it harder as her orgasm crests and breaks but not too hard or she will feel what you are doing. After she finishes cuming, and you move on to genital fucking, she may mumble that her nipples are a little sore. This may make you smile. I always do.

While I was eating my wife's pussy, I thought about sneaking a pinch on her hard nipples as she came. A I pinched them, she shouted so loudly, it made my ears ring.

sneaking a pinch by neverdone January 22, 2008

sneak-a-toke 

a special bong that dosent leave any hints of weed or smoke and allows u to hit in the back of a bus, classroom or n.e where u desire.

"yo pass the sneak-a-toke u fuckin hog, before the teacher looks"

sneak-a-toke by kmfdm665attak September 18, 2005