Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019

Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009

grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.

That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"

by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009

papercut snatch

Pertaining to a ladies genitalia,usually a lady in her prime.

That bird I shagged last night was unbelievable! Her cunt was perfect, it was a papercut snatch surrounded by candy floss

by Shytalk July 4, 2009

Swag Snatch

1. The act of putting down or diminishing someones achievements, style, or creativity, work etc. In an attempt to promote oneself or own agenda.
2. To copy or, Take someone elses style, jokes, personality, Creativity, achievements etc. and play them off as your own or, as if they were yours.

1. Kanye west hella Swag Snatched Taylor Swift at the VMA's.
2. Angelina swagsnatched Jen's man.

by [Cupk4ce:]^ March 31, 2010

Mullet Snatch

When a girl gets a wax in the 'landing strip' shape and then let's it grow out. Also resembles a storm cloud on top of the pubic bone. Business on the sides, party in the middle. See: porn star Allie Haze.

Have you seen that Mullet snatch on Allie haze? It is quite frightening!

by iroC February 21, 2014

Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.

Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.

by Nut Walters January 7, 2015