smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

smoothie

Iron

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003

poop smoothie

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

Smoosh

To squash; to smear, smudge, splat or genarally mess up.
Past tense: smooshed.

John: That kid is about to smoosh ice cream all over his face.

Sarah: I thought my nails were dry, but they got smooshed!

by gazareth87 May 11, 2011