five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

smail

a girl who doesn't matter, almost always overweight and usually ugly

I'm so tired of my Amy, I'm just going to get drunk and hook up with some smail.

by doobiedood May 1, 2006

you make me geek smile

A way to tell someone that you like them and dunno how to tell them

Chris: Lizzie you make me geek smile

by Chrissss April 10, 2008

facebook chat smiley war

when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.

1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?

by picklessuckbad June 24, 2010

smiley

The mark left on a person's body after being assaulted with a padlock in a sock.

Dude, I gave that bitch hella smileys.

by diacetylmorphine July 15, 2008

Kontiki Smile

A naked girl with her back to you, bending over and waving at you between her legs.

by My Cock October 23, 2003

dirty smiley

After fucking some random chick in the ass you take the used condom and place it in you buddies mouth. Pour the seman in his mouth then wipe rest of seman on upper lip...

Man my roommate is mad at me cuz last night i fucked this chick and gave him a dirty smiley

by bombers73 April 9, 2009