L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010
Get the smash liesmug. Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021
Get the Bored Smashingmug. Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.
The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.
by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022
Get the smashing fuelmug. When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
Get the Smash Wednesdaymug. stepping on the waistband of someone's sagging pants forcing the pants down around their ankles and feet, then punching them in the head -
by jay bonerowski 40hdr February 22, 2014
Get the sag smashmug. when you and your friends that are all taken get together with their partner and you hangout and cuddle.
by k.s.m.=s.r.m October 11, 2019
Get the smash partymug. by agentanon August 20, 2011
Get the smash rigsmug.