Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

by JuanBeansAndMore November 26, 2021

by Saled Toft September 1, 2017

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

by CDLC July 20, 2019

When you pour a glass of bourbon on ice while sitting on your bed naked next to your partner that is in a doggie style pose you drink the bourbon and put ice in mouth turn around mount your partner and while having sex you allow ice to melt and drip onto partners back while they moan.
by Uncle Jimmy 2.0 April 14, 2023

by Red Caps February 29, 2016
