simp

an overused insult against guys whenever they interact with women by incels. Used to hide their feelings of inadequacy and fear of rejection because they’re fat asses who won’t get laid.
guy 1: did you just compliment that girl instead of disrespecting her and being a misogynist with an inferiority complex? SIIIIIMP
guy 2: You will die a sexist, depressed virgin. The only reason you call me a simp is because you know you’ll never be able to satisfy a woman.
by mumxxxx May 02, 2020
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A simp (a.k.a simp sillen) is when a guy known as matt sillen falls for a girl so he proceeds to scoop them in his 2008 Toyota corolla and buys them pods.
Guy 1: See that kid over their?
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: He is simp sillen
by dripster69 June 08, 2020
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Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 18, 2019
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Someone who cancels plans with the homies to hang with his girl.
Isaac cancelled plans with Nathan to mess around his girl. Isaac is a simp.
by some guy in the world June 02, 2020
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He goes for girls he cant posses, whatta simp.
by GamerBro37 March 17, 2020
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the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses
by billwogsby January 31, 2020
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you
your a fricking simp
Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp
by your fricking mom February 09, 2022
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