shoot the ball

To get balls deep into a girl or guy depending on who you are.

Dude 1: ... and I shot the ball into the net/hoop last night, it was a small net/hoop but I managed to make it

Dude 2: Damn!!! You shoot the ball all the time when will I get to shoot the ball?

Dude 1: I'll ask but no garentee

by Shimdiggy July 25, 2018

shoot in the head

To terminate from employment, fire.

"Joe wasn't making sales calls,or making his sales numbers,so I had to shoot him in the head"

by G Money December 23, 2003

shoot some hoops

To have a shit where the toilet is the hoop and your shit is the ball

Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty

by GarethRees November 05, 2006

Photo shoot lesbian.

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.

Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!

by Alesbianwithshortnails. May 19, 2011

shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.

She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"

by KinkyVill November 21, 2016

literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 March 05, 2012

shoot my children

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).

Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.

by Jimmy Pop March 04, 2005