1. When you try to fart, but you shit simultaneously, while farting
2. Simple Hidden Actions that are Relayed Terribly to the player.
2. Simple Hidden Actions that are Relayed Terribly to the player.
1: I sharted into my underwear last night.
2: Hunt Down the Freeman really sharted all over me with it's level design.
2: Hunt Down the Freeman really sharted all over me with it's level design.
by RandomBoi42069 November 14, 2022
Get the Shartmug. by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
Get the Krista Shartedmug. When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
Get the Shart Failuremug. Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
Get the Shartmug. Kevin Sharts is when Kevin Arts eats a little too much Taco bell, he attempts to go into the bathroom to stop the pain in his stomach, only to go on his phone and find out a booked match is happening, Kevin Sharts and the entre rest room stall turns Brown. Kevin like's children, and would loose in a 1 on 1 fist fight with Minion10121
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt September 5, 2021
Get the Kevin Shartsmug. by Distressing Coleman November 8, 2022
Get the Shartmug. very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
Get the shart lizzymug.