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self fellacio

My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'
by Catlo94 February 26, 2017
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self-media

Media individuals create for their own viewing or listening pleasure.
Audio-journaling is one type of self-media.
by but for November 28, 2017
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self-envelopment

The act of blocking out everything but the task at hand, like putting oneself in an envelope so one can have privacy and focus on only one thing.
"I must have missed your call while i was engrossed in self-envelopment."
by dontkaralot August 4, 2009
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Self Drive

A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.
"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."

"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."
by two legs December 18, 2007
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Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).
Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!
by wittylass February 10, 2010
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self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob
Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh
by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017
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self love

Jerking off(its very fun)
Ryan: "Did you watch the game yesterday?"
Jack: "Nope i was performing self love"
Ryan: "Ew dude tmi"
by imnotdoingthisagain December 30, 2021
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