A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
Get the secret mermaidmug. When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
Get the loaded secretmug. Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
Get the Secret listenermug. A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.
by Errant July 23, 2004
Get the Secret Tekmug. by saltedcat November 29, 2020
Get the pink secretmug. Something nobody knows about.
If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
Get the Secretmug. A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.
by DIJI_is_dictionary May 8, 2024
Get the Secret Gaymug.