Secret Sex

When two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have sex and one of the sexual partners decides that the sexual encounter must remain secret. Secret sex is damaging to all parties involved.

While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.

by Ruprect July 26, 2006

secret sack

Direct translation of the Chinese slang for the scrotum.

( From 'Taipan', by James Branch Clavell )

" Ming noticed the tiniest flaw in the waiter's dress as he served James, and quietly told him ' Put your jacket in order when you serve my guests, or I'll slice off your Secret Sack for a change purse!' James was lost in wonder at the delicate beauty of the Mandarin language, which he himself knew little of."

by D F Stuckey April 15, 2004

Secret Wiener Society

An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.

Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.

by KandiceMel July 20, 2008

secret afro

A dude's pubic hair. Usually mentioned by accident.

I didn't mean to show you my secret afro, but you looked.

by secret_afro33 May 2, 2007

Secret Sylvestre

The act of ejaculating a little dot of semen on a person's closed eyelids, and sticking a clover on each.

As a treat for my birthday, she let me give her a Secret Sylvestre.

by The Human Condition August 14, 2009

Secret Santa'd

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Going Secretary

the equivalent of 'going commando' for girls (because girls can't technically be commandos)

Can I go commando to the party?
No, for girls, its called going secretary

by Group Effort June 21, 2009