Screwed Magoo'd

Being fucked over by someone or something

His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd

by ScrewedMagoo'd November 8, 2011

screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.

(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!

by Trina94 November 20, 2013

screwtiny

Looking into a perfectly safe issue deeply just to find something negative only for the purpose of ridiculing it.

Person 1: Devin's always a little extra nice, seems abnormal. I think he's a twat, maybe even shady, who knows.

Person 2: oh come on, he's just nice to everyone. Enough with the screwtiny.

by Jesuswasgay March 12, 2017

Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.

Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".

by NderstoodU August 14, 2009

Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.

"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."

by Cheesy and dangerous. December 29, 2014

Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

by Toomatch February 24, 2015

red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.

Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?

by Donkel March 27, 2017