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stellar scale foam

stel· lar scale foam
/ˈstelərˈskeɪlˈfoʊm/ stellar scale Foam is an object formed by trapping pockets of gas called cells in an artificial tessellated structure intended for human occupancy supported by Astroponics in the space environment.
The Stellar Scale Foam colony was constructed surrounding the small asteroid in order to provide living space while they mined the asteroid.
by Stellar Nomad on youtube August 15, 2021
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Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.
Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.
by CoryisGay May 16, 2016
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Sierra Scales

Sierra Scales is a amazing friend and best friend to many. She’s super, super, super pretty! Breathtaking even. She’s always thinking about others and she’s so kind.
Person 1: I wish I had a Sierra Scales.
Person 2: Yeah me too, Sierra Scales is awesome!
by makayla.towe August 5, 2022
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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
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Grenglish scale

The grenglish scale is the scale of intensity of grenglish. It's shown by adding more grenglish. For each grenglish it's 10x worse. Each grenglish is connected with an i. So 2 on the grenglish scale (10x worse than normal grenglish) would be shown as grenglishigrenglish.

(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)
"Why do you speak a 2 on the grenglish scale?"

"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"

Translations:

0 scale

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

1 scale

“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”

2 scale

“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”

3 scale

“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”

Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.
by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025
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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024
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Barrett Wonk Scale

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale
by anonymous December 9, 2023
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