sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 13, 2003

sausage

a portugi

That skanky sausage has a hairy cunt

by Adolf Hitler February 9, 2003

throat sausage

Like: deep throat.

When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.

She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.

by J. E. Dzija November 27, 2006

slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

Sausage roll

A Polish person. British rhyming slang, from sausage roll = Pole.

I got a new job at the warehouse, there's a lot of sausage rolls on the night shift.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008