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Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.
Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!
by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 17, 2020
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Satan

Our lord
Joe: "HAIL SATAN"
Bob: "umm..."
by Lord McDonkLo November 8, 2020
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Satan

Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN

A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offereded.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
by Religious Descons May 29, 2024
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Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.
"Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?"

"Of course I did! It was so much fun!"
by arkeldopoli March 1, 2024
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Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)
If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!
by Justin Neff January 8, 2022
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Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”
by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022
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satans...boyfriend

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool personthe best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”
by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021
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