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pouring salt down my neck

When someone on the internet starts being salty towards another person for no reason, criticizes everything that person does, challenges them especially by saying they’re better than them.
Guy 1: Check this screenshot of an awesome thing I made in *random video game*
Guy 2: Sheesh! That’s super cool
Guy 3: Don’t say sheesh nerd, no one says that anymore. And I’m better than you are in that game, Guy 1
Guy 1: Jeez retard, stop pouring salt down my neck
by BidensLaptop August 12, 2021
mugGet the pouring salt down my neckmug.
To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
by Goding4 July 6, 2018
mugGet the Salting the soup, while sipping the spoonmug.
A lyric from Rhianna's song N.E.R.D. Confusing, but might be a small mention of the case in Florida where a man on bath salts ate another mans face in a drugged craze.
Yo....man dont be doin bath salts. Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

GREG?! U sniffin what I think u sniffin? Boi im gettin outta here.
by Bloopbloopbloopyeahno July 26, 2018
mugGet the Bath salts bitin speakers in the facemug.
A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"
by PixelKat February 20, 2023
mugGet the Salt licking skittle lookin tumor babymug.
The act of ejaculating over a females vagina
I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'
by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010
mugGet the Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpetmug.
another one of those scam-spam things
how to waste salt 101
Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night, Here's Why

Sponsored by Sogoodly

If you aren't doing this a couple times a week, you need to start. Grab your salt and pour some directly down your drain at night. In the morning....
by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021
mugGet the Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Nightmug.

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