burnt salad

weed

"Ayyo pass me some of that burnt salad."
"Sure thing fam" *passes blunt"

burnt salad by vinh4vinh March 15, 2017

flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats

Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.

flute salad by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017

minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.

Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.

minnesota salad by OfficerJohn September 6, 2017

lap salad 

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.

I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.

lap salad by Salty fish November 5, 2017

Heck Salad 

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

Heck Salad by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

Sneezer Salad 

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

Sneezer Salad by Trainius M November 22, 2018

potato salad 

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

potato salad by bomberboi March 14, 2019