homosexual salad

A room full of gay dudes. (/ij)

"Have you ever been to a homosexual salad?"
"No dude.. Why? Is it fun?"
"Fuck yeah! You should join me next time!"

by stinkk April 9, 2022

macaroni salad

get it yorself

cypi: yo lemme get a macaroni salad
yousif: aight what size you want? small medium or large
cypi: no ill get it myself

by hotdogboy22 January 29, 2021

Popcorn Salad

Eating a butthole with a hemorrhoid

I tossed Brittany’s popcorn salad last night.

by Yo-yo masta April 14, 2021

The Caesar Salad

Greatest dance move ever created. Involves both hands formed into fists. One in front of your crotch moved in a circular motion (like your turning a steering wheel, or garnishing a caesar salad), while the other hovers next to your hip also making a circular motion. A switch of the hands is performed after a count of 2 beats the song. While your hands are doing their thing, your legs are crouched with the pelvis thrusting with each rotation of the hands.

"Bro, the 2015 song 'Worth It', by Fifth Harmony featured in the 2015 children's hit movie 'Hotel Transylvania 2' came on and you KNOW I hit that The Caesar Salad. Gave em a tasty little somethin to chew on"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

take a salad

Gotta take a leak/piss/urinate/#1

Ahhh man I really have to take a salad

by Hecqubus September 25, 2006

eat the salad

Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.

It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”

Eat the salad, Rex

by George Oh’nile March 13, 2018

Salad Tossing

When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole

"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"

by Titokf3 March 6, 2008