sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.

All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

sausage feast

When four or more men, whose sexuality may be in question, share a bowl of ice cream with only one spoon.

I ordered some ice cream for my friends, but the waiter only brought one spoon. We knew it was about to be a sausage feast.

by patricklakeshore September 8, 2010

sausage cat

a german cat who enjoys watching and masturbating to male cat porn

Bill: I caught my cat pleasuring himself to male cat porn!
Steve: Wow, what a sausage cat!

by Dan "The Gland Man" Marino May 24, 2010

sausage factory

Phrase usually uttered by male humans in exasperation on finding oneself in any social gathering - having previously assumed said social gathering to be an ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex - where the possibility of heterosexual pairing is considerably lower than expected.

"I have failed in my genetic imperative to mate with a member of the opposite sex because the social gathering I attended was a sausage factory."

by The Real Macky December 14, 2008

Sausage and Peppers ass

The left over poop that leaks out of your ass and builds up into a gooey residue, almost like the juice from a sausage and peppers sandwich at the fair

"That was a rough shit! I'm gonna have sausage and peppers ass for sure now!!!"

by rancidcolon August 26, 2011

pork sausage

The act of getting bent over and taking it in the ass from the MAN.

Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.

Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.

by Russ Bone May 2, 2008

my sausage

I huge object between my legs

Me: Hey babe look at my sausage!
Babe: its so big!

by Paddythebeast69 June 3, 2019