Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Pizza-stoned

1. When you get so high and all you can think about it pizza

2.) yah know... pizza-stoned

I got so fucked up last night, man I was pizza-stoned

by Ddddd320 July 31, 2018

get stolen

When one of your friends steals something of yours without asking.

*Person 1 eating fries*
*Person 2 Steals fry*
Person 2: "Get stolen bitch"

by awesomeale October 24, 2018

The Stolen

The best band to ever exist. Warning you will fall in love with them as soon as you hear them. Consisting of Four amazing guys, Dom, Rob, Kevin, and Mike.

Time to go see The Stolen again. I love them so much

by TheStolenTrash February 1, 2019

Dope stoked

When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.

Girl: what happened to Jimmy?

Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.

by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019

Dope stoked

When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.

Girl: what happened to Jimmy?

Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.

by Clemon2589 July 3, 2019

mmm’stoked

Not a fucking real word. Or thing. Nobody talks like this. And if you do, you shouldn’t.

If you use mmm’stoked in a sentence, you’re a dummy.

by Sam1293 July 11, 2019