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The Shiffy

the coolest person ever and is great in bed because he is five inches around
I got slamed by the shiffy last night.
by Josh Shifflet October 16, 2008
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Stiffy Relief

The physical and emotional relief a man feels after orgasm when he's been aroused or deprived of sexual satisfaction for an extended period of time. This condition is also known as "Blue Balls".

Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.

Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)
"Oh Baby, I'm aching, how about some stiffy relief?"

"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."

"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"
by Joy Lovewell November 2, 2009
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Smiff

To out think or out do.
I totally smiffed him during the debate.
by Cathy March 9, 2004
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sniffer

A male who sniffs around girls.

As in, one who attempts to ingratiate himself to a clique of attractive young women, in the hopes that he will copulate.

Then promptly moves to another clique when rejected.
by Vodka Head March 22, 2005
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queef sniffer

A person who fucking smells a queef, or a pussy fart.
I was fucking some hoe in the ass just waiting for her to queef so I could quickly hop over and be the queef sniffer I am and take a whiff of that fart.
by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004
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jock sniffer

One who seeks a homoerotic friendship with an amateur athlete that involves the athlete being compensated with gifts and money. They can also be referred to as (boosters) in college sports.
Maurice Clarett was kicked off the Ohio State football team when the N.C.A.A. found out that he had several jock sniffers and boosters supplying him with cars and money.
by late creatay November 8, 2008
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Fish Sniff

When somebody, could be a friend, makes you sniffs his/her fingers after they stuffed em up some pussy.
"Maaan, my bro Robert gave me the fish sniff after fingering Roberta."
"Lesbians always got dat fish sniff."
"I gave my bro da fish sniff after puttin' dat pussy on the chain wax!"
by anthony toski May 19, 2014
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