standmaxxing

Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.

I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down

by Standmaxxing August 11, 2022

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Standing Stupid

When you go to a fast food restaurant and stare at the menu for an extra long time without knowing what to order

Me and Kennidy went to Which-wich and were caught standing stupid trying to figure out what and how to order.

by standing stupid September 2, 2018

Sandalgate

The biggest political scandal since Watergate, hence the name.

Said scandal occurred when Dubya paid an unannounced farewell visit to Baghdad. During a press conference an Iraqi journalist stood up and threw a pair of shoes at our President, one at a time. Using carefully honed Texan lightning reflexes, Dubya dodged the "shoe bombs" with a huge grin on his face. Hilarity ensued.

Sandalgate is also called "Shoe-icide attack" or "Bush's Boot Camp"

by Reached December 20, 2008

sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.

Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!

by Fishbait June 18, 2020

sand

Something Anakin Skywalker hates very, very much.

"I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

by Princess Drax August 26, 2016

standgebläse

(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.

At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.

by URWordsmith March 15, 2010