Sopalophagus

Snuffalufagus' cousin. Has a nose with the resemblance of a penis. Likes saxamaphones and long walks on the beach. Quite the douche bag.
Baba Ganoush!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sopalophagus die out?
Because you touch yourself at night!

by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003

spam king

someone who makes spam everyday no matter what time of day. also known as, a xena's father.

"WOW! Your Spam King makes the best spam ever, Xena!"

"OOOHH AAAHHHH OOOH AAHHH!"

by iMaChey October 13, 2008

spam

extreme emotions for another person... wait that's love... SHIT!!!

I spammed her all night long

by I.P. Freely July 5, 2003

spam

Funky tasting meat that thinks its meat...but its not...

Fucking poser!

by Dan July 1, 2003

Sonamy

Shipping is bad, please stop shipping, its like feeling horny about a table

"I FUCKING HATE SONAMY"

by Berily Soup April 8, 2021

spam

A useless saying that has no importance whatsoever, it is usually consists of one word, repeating letters or is irrelevant to the topic at hand.

noob1: i like dicks
admin: stfu stop spamming n00b

by Kylowned July 5, 2007

Spam Sandwich

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.

Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.

by Mikey The Comic March 22, 2009