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saint[h]

A hairy creature from the North East with a large Penis
That mofo looks like a sainth
by windows2003 fool December 10, 2006
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Big Saint Nick

The chubby red suited man who leaves presents under the Christmas Tree
Kid: I wonder what Big Saint Nick left under the tree!
by SniperShots1 December 24, 2019
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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019
Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker
by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019
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Saint electro

Saint electro or otherwise known as the goat or the man how is over heaven, Is the best alight motion editor and the best TikToker on anime TikTok.
by Jfrmheaven November 30, 2021
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Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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