flop a sack

In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."
I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.
by officerat July 13, 2009
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fap sack

A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.
Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
by Hobo with a shotgun June 17, 2012
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Twin Sack

To get beat in a video football game (Madden or NCAA) by 21. The person losing by 21 gets a courtesy drive once the other player hits 21. This helps to move games along.
Tommy got twin sacked since he could not score on his courtesy drive, ending the game right there.
by Biggunz240 December 16, 2010
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Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 07, 2010
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sack sludge

The residue that remains on one's ballsack after sweating profusely. Normally indicated by the build up of residue on one's fingernails after scratching one's balls.
Bro, what's this shit on my fingernails?
That's just your sack sludge bro, it happens when your sack gets all nasty
by Cravesack June 27, 2017
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Bung Sack

A large sack of feces created when someone's anus is sutured. Slowly grows each time someone defecates, until it pops, instantly killing everybody in a 20 mile radius due to the sheer stench of the moldy, sour, rancid shit.
a bung sack is a large sack of feces created when someone's anus is sutured. Slowly grows each time someone defecates, until it pops, instantly killing everybody in a 20 mile radius due to the sheer stench of the moldy, sour, rancid shit. " Jamie popped his bung sack over my head, and now my body is caked with sour, dirty, shit. "
by bungdukMOOSE September 01, 2022
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porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles
All girls love a good porn sack.
by Überschwanz April 18, 2007
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