Royal Shag

Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.

Well, not everyone gets a royal shag....sometimes it's just a common shag

by HiggsOfBoson July 25, 2023

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The Royal James

Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.

“That girl’s a freak! We did The Royal James last night!”

by Barer of bad news July 30, 2021

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Royal Houghton

A masturbation technique where you use the rest of your body into a stationary hand and arm

I treated myself to a royal houghton the other day

by Goose396 December 9, 2017

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Royal T

the illest rapper from the ROCK !!

Royal T got mad bars !!

by Uhuhh November 24, 2021

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Sara Royale

noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.

Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”

“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”

by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025

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