Roman

Such a stupid and idiotic guy, never there to make you smile, never been helpful or caring and never makes me smile every time I speak, he just knows how to make you feel like a shithead.
That idiot named roman is NOT perfect.
by NotRomanly April 8, 2023
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Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.
Roman is the worst name in history
by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022
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Roman Sex

A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.
Damn we had some really nice Roman Sex last night, I'm glad I got to fuck you
by 888899990000000 April 8, 2024
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Roman

Roman is a guy who is short, cute, very funny and no one knows but he has a massive hog in his pants, Roman is a big fan of anal penetration and can’t go without it. He’s a keeper.
by roman12 January 11, 2022
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The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”
by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022
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Roman hotdog

Placing a penis in between one’s Ballsack
by Kinggooble June 11, 2023
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Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
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