rice on mama

The most sincere form of commitment or the guarantee of the highest purity of a substance.

Person A: I swear to God on my life. Let my mama burn in hell, that I will be there.
Person B: "RICE ON MAMA", NIGGA?

by GoEz March 11, 2019

Siomai Rice

Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P

Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)

ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice

Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)

Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 5, 2018

Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

rice paddy

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.

Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.

by Jergen banker July 20, 2009

brown rice

a girls pussy or a girls vagina

i like her brown rice, it tastes nice

by tiara brothers January 4, 2006

rice burner

Any POS Japanese import. Built to go straight to the crusher; do not pass go; do not collect $200.00; unless someone added NOS; then keep the bottle; fill bottle, knock neck off of bottle; watch bottle go faster than rice-burner ever will/did.

Hey Maybell! How come that import car dealership is so close to that scrap yard?

by Dodge Boy November 27, 2003